Carter: I am going to be good today so I can get presents from Santa.
      Me: That seems like a good plan.
      Carter: Yeah. My eyes are going to be good. My ears are going to be good. But not my hands.
      Me: Your hands??
      Carter: Yeah, my hands. They do bad things.

      LOLOLOL!!! At least he is honest!

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